Two and a Half Men
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IMDb Rating
7.1
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MPAA Rating
TV-14
Release Date
2003
Overview:
A hedonistic jingle writer's free-wheeling life comes to an abrupt halt when his brother and 10-year-old nephew move into his beach-front house.
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Episode 1
Pilot
Episode 2
Big Flappy Bastards
Episode 3
Go East on Sunset Until You Reach the Gates of Hell
Episode 4
If I Can't Write My Chocolate Song, I'm Going to Take a Nap
Episode 5
The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up with a Hump
Episode 6
Did You Check With the Captain of the Flying Monkeys?
Episode 7
If They Do Go Either Way, They're Usually Fake
Episode 8
Twenty-Five Little Pre-Pubers Without a Snoot-Ful
Episode 9
Phase One, Complete
Episode 10
Merry Thanksgiving
Episode 11
Alan Harper, Frontier Chiropractor
Episode 12
Camel Filters and Pheromones
Episode 13
Sarah Like Puny Alan
Episode 14
I Can't Afford Hyenas
Episode 15
Round One to the Hot Crazy Chick
Episode 16
That Was Saliva, Alan
Episode 17
Ate the Hamburgers, Wearing the Hats
Episode 18
An Old Flame With a New Wick
Episode 19
I Remember the Coatroom, I Just Don't Remember You
Episode 20
Hey, I Can Pee Outside in the Dark
Episode 21
No Sniffing, No Wowing
Episode 22
My Doctor Has a Cow Puppet
Episode 23
Just Like Buffalo
Episode 24
Can You Feel My Finger?
Episode 1
Back Off, Mary Poppins
Episode 2
Enjoy Those Garlic Balls
Episode 3
A Bag Full of Jawea
Episode 4
Go Get Mommy's Bra
Episode 5
Bad News from the Clinic?
Episode 6
The Price of Healthy Gums Is Eternal Vigilance
Episode 7
A Kosher Slaughterhouse Out in Fontana
Episode 8
Frankenstein and the Horny Villagers
Episode 9
Yes, Monsignor
Episode 10
The Salmon Under My Sweater
Episode 11
Last Chance to See Those Tattoos
Episode 12
A Lungful of Alan
Episode 13
Zejdz Zmoich Wlosow (Get Off My Hair)
Episode 14
Those Big Pink Things with Coconut
Episode 15
Smell the Umbrella Stand
Episode 16
Can You Eat Human Flesh With Wooden Teeth?
Episode 17
Woo-Hoo, a Hernia Exam!
Episode 18
It Was Mame, Mom
Episode 19
A Low, Guttural Tongue-Flapping Noise
Episode 20
I Always Wanted a Shaved Monkey
Episode 21
A Sympathetic Crotch to Cry On
Episode 22
That Old Hose Bag Is My Mother
Episode 23
Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab
Episode 24
Does This Smell Funny to You?
Episode 1
Weekend in Bangkok with Two Olympic Gymnasts
Episode 2
Principal Gallagher's Lesbian Lover
Episode 3
Carpet Burns and a Bite Mark
Episode 4
Your Dismissive Attitude Toward Boobs
Episode 5
We Called It Mr. Pinky
Episode 6
Hi, Mr. Horned One
Episode 7
Sleep Tight, Puddin' Pop
Episode 8
That Voodoo That I Do Do
Episode 9
Madame and Her Special Friend
Episode 10
Something Salted and Twisted
Episode 11
Santa's Village of the Damned
Episode 12
That Special Tug
Episode 13
Humiliation Is a Visual Medium
Episode 14
Love Isn't Blind, It's Retarded
Episode 15
My Tongue is Meat
Episode 16
Ergo, the Booty Call
Episode 17
The Unfortunate Little Schnauzer
Episode 18
The Spit-Covered Cobbler
Episode 19
Golly Moses, She's a Muffin
Episode 20
Always a Bridesmaid, Never a Burro
Episode 21
And the Plot Moistens
Episode 22
Just Once With Aunt Sophie
Episode 23
Arguments for the Quickie
Episode 24
That Pistol-Packin' Hermaphrodite
Episode 1
Working for Caligula
Episode 2
Who's Vod Kanockers?
Episode 3
The Sea Is a Harsh Mistress
Episode 4
A Pot Smoking Monkey
Episode 5
A Live Woman of Proven Fertility
Episode 6
Apologies for the Frivolity
Episode 7
Repeated Blows to His Unformed Head
Episode 8
Release the Dogs
Episode 9
Corey's Been Dead for an Hour
Episode 10
Kissing Abraham Lincoln
Episode 11
Walnuts and Demerol
Episode 12
Castrating Sheep in Montana
Episode 13
Don't Worry, Speed Racer
Episode 14
That's Summer Sausage, Not Salami
Episode 15
My Damn Stalker
Episode 16
Young People Have Phlegm Too
Episode 17
I Merely Slept With a Commie
Episode 18
It Never Rains in Hooterville
Episode 19
Smooth as a Ken Doll
Episode 20
Aunt Myra Doesn't Pee a Lot
Episode 21
Tucked, Taped and Gorgeous
Episode 22
Mr. McGlue's Feedbag
Episode 23
Anteaters. They're Just Crazy-Lookin'
Episode 24
Prostitutes and Gelato
Episode 1
Large Birds, Spiders and Mom
Episode 2
Media Room Slash Dungeon
Episode 3
Dum Diddy Dum Diddy Doo
Episode 4
City of Great Racks
Episode 5
Putting Swim Fins on a Cat
Episode 6
Help Daddy Find His Toenail
Episode 7
Our Leather Gear Is in the Guest Room
Episode 8
Is There a Mrs. Waffles?
Episode 9
Shoes, Hats, Pickle Jar Lids
Episode 10
Kinda Like Necrophilia
Episode 11
Meander to Your Dander
Episode 12
A Little Clammy and None Too Fresh
Episode 13
The Soil Is Moist
Episode 14
Winky-Dink Time
Episode 15
Rough Night in Hump Junction
Episode 16
Look At Me, Mommy, I'm Pretty
Episode 17
Fish in a Drawer
Episode 18
If My Hole Could Talk
Episode 19
Waiting for the Right Snapper
Episode 1
Taterhead Is Our Love Child
Episode 2
Pie Hole, Herb
Episode 3
Damn You, Eggs Benedict
Episode 4
The Flavin' and the Mavin'
Episode 5
A Jock Strap in Hell
Episode 6
It's Always Nazi Week
Episode 7
Best H.O. Money Can Buy
Episode 8
Pinocchio's Mouth
Episode 9
The Mooch at the Boo
Episode 10
He Smelled the Ham, He Got Excited
Episode 11
The Devil's Lube
Episode 12
Thank God for Scoliosis
Episode 13
I Think You Offended Don
Episode 14
David Copperfield Slipped Me a Roofie
Episode 15
I'd Like to Start With the Cat
Episode 16
She'll Still Be Dead At Halftime
Episode 17
The 'Ocu' or the 'Pado'?
Episode 18
My Son's Enormous Head
Episode 19
The Two Finger Rule
Episode 20
Hello, I Am Alan Cousteau
Episode 21
Above Exalted Cyclops
Episode 22
Sir Lancelot's Litter Box
Episode 23
Good Morning, Mrs. Butterworth
Episode 24
Baseball Was Better with Steroids
Episode 1
818-jklpuzo
Episode 2
Whipped Unto the Third Generation
Episode 3
Mmm, Fish. Yum.
Episode 4
Laxative Tester, Horse Inseminator
Episode 5
For the Sake of the Child
Episode 6
Give Me Your Thumb
Episode 7
Untainted by Filth
Episode 8
Gorp. Fnark. Schmegle.
Episode 9
Captain Terry's Spray-On Hair
Episode 10
That's Why They Call It Ball Room
Episode 11
Warning, It's Dirty
Episode 12
Fart Jokes, Pie and Celeste
Episode 13
Yay, No Polyps!
Episode 14
Crude and Uncalled For (1)
Episode 15
Aye, Aye, Captain Douche (2)
Episode 16
Tinkle Like a Princess
Episode 17
I Found Your Moustache
Episode 18
Ixnay on the Oggie Day
Episode 19
Keith Moon Is Vomiting in His Grave
Episode 20
I Called Him Magoo
Episode 21
Gumby with a Pokey
Episode 22
This Is Not Gonna End Well
Episode 1
Three Girls and a Guy Named Bud
Episode 2
A Bottle of Wine and a Jackhammer
Episode 3
A Pudding-Filled Cactus
Episode 4
Hookers, Hookers, Hookers
Episode 5
The Immortal Mr. Billy Joel
Episode 6
Twanging Your Magic Clanger
Episode 7
The Crazy Bitch Gazette
Episode 8
Springtime on a Stick
Episode 9
A Good Time in Central Africa
Episode 10
Ow, Ow, Don't Stop
Episode 11
Dead from the Waist Down
Episode 12
Chocolate Diddlers or My Puppy's Dead
Episode 13
Skunk, Dog Crap and Ketchup
Episode 14
Lookin' for Japanese Subs
Episode 15
Three Hookers and a Philly Cheesesteak
Episode 16
That Darn Priest
Episode 1
Nice to Meet You, Walden Schmidt
Episode 2
People Who Love Peepholes
Episode 3
Big Girls Don't Throw Food
Episode 4
Nine Magic Fingers
Episode 5
A Giant Cat Holding a Churro
Episode 6
The Squat and the Hover
Episode 7
Those Fancy Japanese Toilets
Episode 8
Thank You for the Intercourse
Episode 9
Frodo's Headshots
Episode 10
A Fishbowl Full of Glass Eyes
Episode 11
What a Lovely Landing Strip
Episode 12
One False Move, Zimbabwe!
Episode 13
Slowly and in a Circular Fashion
Episode 14
A Possum on Chemo
Episode 15
The Duchess of Dull-in-Sack
Episode 16
Sips, Sonnets and Sodomy
Episode 17
Not in My Mouth!
Episode 18
The War Against Gingivitis
Episode 19
Palmdale, Ech
Episode 20
Grandma's Pie
Episode 21
Mr. Hose Says 'Yes'
Episode 22
Why We Gave Up Women
Episode 23
The Straw in My Donut Hole
Episode 24
Oh Look! Al-Qaeda!
Episode 1
I Changed My Mind About the Milk
Episode 2
A Big Bag of Dog
Episode 3
Four Balls, Two Bats and One Mitt
Episode 4
You Do Know What the Lollipop Is For
Episode 5
That's Not What They Call It in Amsterdam
Episode 6
Ferrets, Attack!
Episode 7
Avoid the Chinese Mustard
Episode 8
Something My Gynecologist Said
Episode 9
I Scream When I Pee
Episode 10
One Nut Johnson
Episode 11
Give Santa a Tail-Hole
Episode 12
Welcome to Alancrest
Episode 13
Grab a Feather and Get in Line
Episode 14
Run, Steven Staven! Run!
Episode 15
Paint It, Pierce It or Plug It
Episode 16
Advantage: Fat, Flying Baby
Episode 17
Throgwarten Middle School Mysteries
Episode 18
The 9:04 from Pemberton
Episode 19
Big Episode. Someone Stole a Spoon
Episode 20
Bazinga! That's From a TV Show
Episode 21
Another Night With Neil Diamond
Episode 22
My Bodacious Vidalia
Episode 23
Cows, Prepare to Be Tipped
Episode 1
Nangnangnangnang
Episode 2
I Think I Banged Lucille Ball
Episode 3
This Unblessed Biscuit
Episode 4
Clank, Clank, Drunken Skank
Episode 5
Alan Harper, Pleasing Women Since 2003
Episode 6
Justice in Star-Spangled Hot Pants
Episode 7
Some Kind of Lesbian Zombie
Episode 8
Mr. Walden, He Die. I Clean Room.
Episode 9
Numero Uno Accidente Lawyer
Episode 10
On Vodka, on Soda, on Blender, on Mixer!
Episode 11
Tazed in the Lady Nuts
Episode 12
Baseball. Boobs. Boobs. Baseball.
Episode 13
Bite Me, Supreme Court
Episode 14
Three Fingers of Creme de Menthe
Episode 15
Cab Fare and a Bottle of Penicillin
Episode 16
How to Get Rid of Alan Harper
Episode 17
Welcome Home, Jake
Episode 18
West Side Story
Episode 19
Lan Mao Shi Zai Wuding Shang
Episode 20
Lotta Delis in Little Armenia
Episode 21
Dial 1-900-Mix-A-Lot
Episode 22
Oh, WALD-E, Good Times Ahead
Episode 1
The Ol' Mexican Spinach
Episode 2
A Chic Bar in Ibiza
Episode 3
Glamping in a Yurt
Episode 4
Thirty-Eight, Sixty-Two, Thirty-Eight
Episode 5
Oontz. Oontz. Oontz.
Episode 6
Alan Shot a Little Girl
Episode 7
Sex with an Animated Ed Asner
Episode 8
Family, Bublé, Deep-Fried Turkey
Episode 9
Bouncy, Bouncy, Bouncy, Lyndsey
Episode 10
Here I Come, Pants!
Episode 11
For Whom the Booty Calls
Episode 12
A Beer-Battered Rip-Off
Episode 13
Boompa Loved His Hookers
Episode 14
Don't Give a Monkey a Gun
Episode 15
Of Course He's Dead (1)
Episode 16
Of Course He's Dead (2)
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